Jokes? i found them funny?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

The police. I'm afraid there's been a car accident and your husband is in hospital.



A man walks into a pub. He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.



Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?

She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.



What do you call a cat with no tail?

A Manx cat.



Why do undertakers wear ties?

Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.



How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?

One.



Why do women fake orgasms?

Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.



Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her expensive drug habit.'



Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a
Jokes? i found them funny?
um that isnt funny 1/10 for trying

well i guess answering your question...you might have found it funny but i didn't

their not really jokes...
Jokes? i found them funny?
You should be on the television
eh...
i found them funny too haha

they freshn me up!!
what are you on have you any spare
lol at wards comments above, try harder friend.
They're not really jokes, just things you can say



The one about the men in the pub is all right...not that funny though



I wish I had some of whatever you ahd when you found them funny! No offence intended...
these are not funny!
Well that was a waste of five points, wasn't it?
These jokes are a complete shitload.
sorry don'y get em
Uhh, I only like the first one.
tree a dog barks and all the little momo's run away yay